Dictionary: a) Qaharka- Nuisance b) Somaliweyn-Greater Somalia
Qaharka Somaliweyn is a unique Somaliland infection that afflicts only Somalilanders and caused by Teething troubles courtesy of Hitches, Snags Transgressions and Indiscretions that emanate from a Dream virus fashioned during 21 years of deep slumber by proponents of the MYTHICAL Greater Somalia-Libah SL ina Kameron
By: Yumoha Pasha
For 21 years Somalilanders have woken every morning with an excruciating headache that had for lenthily period defied all medical expertise.
This 2 decades long headache has persistently destroyed lives or helped other make fortunes as quack medic who while making their fortunes have on the way seen to the burial of many.
Within the same period of time Concerted efforts to identify not only why this excruciating headache only afflicts Somalilanders but its root cause as well by local and foreign experts has ended in failure.
The results of this failure has ended in a number of disastrous outcomes, the main being despair and feelings of inadequacies by some of our top brains i.e.
• Dr Mohamed Gaboose, senior psychiatrist abandoning psychoanalysis to became a politician of notable public oratory skills.
• Eng. Feisal Ali Warabe deserting, the engineering design lab in exchange for political life that has seen him move from government in waiting to a thorn in the flesh of the Somaliweyn GUULWADES
• Eng. Mohamed Hashi Elmi discarding President I wannabe and turn to proven Peoples defender and public finance management GURU.
• H.E Ahmed Mahmoud Silanyo DUMPING once in the presidency the people who not only fought for him tooth and blood but overwhelming, unanimously et al voted for him.
• Dr Abdi Aw Dahir constant and nerve wrecking confusion that has seen him imagine that he was the anointed successor of late Egal as well as the most recent one that saw he Ina (son of) Aw Dahir Confuse his human medical training with Veterinary medicine.
• Et al et al
Well these professional gentlemen and others not mentioned are now gnashing their teeth in self anger for whatever destructions their despair have wrecked after failure to identify the cause of the excruciating headache that is selectively suffered by Somalilanders only.
Then comes elections in Great Britain that see a youthful David Cameron win but alas without sufficient majority thus a coalition government with the Liberals formerly party number three.
In a short Time the son of Cameron who is a novice in matters medical and Somaliland helped a confounded country not only identify the particular strain of excruciating headache that afflicts Somalilanders only but its root causes.
These spectacular achievements by David Cameron came after the man now titled LIBAH (lion) Somaliland by the common man, announced an international conference on Somalia to be held in his seat of power London.
Official records now identify the Excruciating Headache
Strain as QAHARKA SOMALIWEYN
Root cause
i. Somaliland’s repossession of its Sovereignty
ii. Fears of Somaliland’s international recognition
LIBAH Somaliland David Cameron’s gimmick of arranging the London conference where Somaliland would participate as an entity separate from Somalia and notwithstanding the roadmap for turning Somalia from the longest failed state to a fully functional one brought to limelight THE 21 YEARS EXCRUCIATING HEADACHE CALLED QAHARKA SOMALIWEYN for all and sundry to see.
The ugly portrayal of the QAHARKA SOMALIWEYN SYNDROME honorably suffered by Somalilanders for 2 decades shocked the Egyptians then known chief anti-Somaliland independence protagonist’s to actual recant their vehement opposition thus invite a government delegation to Cairo for, believe me, brotherly discussions and follow up rehabilitation of the long forgotten or is it abandoned Egyptian cultural centre adjacent to the presidency in Hargeisa. OH Qaharka Somaliweyn! What agony Qaharka Somaliweyn!
Lest we forget via agony of Qaharka Somaliweyn, the Roadmap Somalia has surpassed the Palestinian roadmap thus became the only roadmap in history to have many GPS positions. WHAT AGONY QAHARKA SOMALIWEYN!
These GPS positions are operated Overtly by Italians, Scandinavians, GB, USA, EU and COVERTLY in Berlin, Istanbul-Ankara, Doha, Addis Ababa, Cairo, Kampala and oh! Let’s not forget Arab league and the dead/alive Osama son of Laden. OH QAHARKA SOMALIWEYN!
Fellow Somalilanders kindly forgive the rambling oratory emanating from severe pain caused by QAHARKA SOMALIWEYN and finally conclude matters thus separate the WHEAT from the CHAFF
WHEAT:
Somaliland’s sovereignty is sacrosanct
The divorce between Somaliland and Somalia is final
Somaliweyn should start looking for a new husband for this is not the first permanent separation of a once loving couple.
Greater Somalia DREAM never materialized and it shall never
The blue five point star FLAG, symbol of bloodletting, will NEVER fly legally in any area SOMALILAND as demarcated by Great Britain in the 1800’s, NEVER
The international community will not remain BLIND & DEAF to Somalilanders irrevocable independence.
Corruption, Extremism and Terrorism are the proud marks of political leadership acumen
Somalis continue to live in abject destitution stuck between a weak and corrupt political leadership and religious fanaticism
. WHAT AGONY QAHARKA SOMALIWEYN!
CHAFF
The Mogadishu constitution process is ludicrously ratified/rubber stamped, (not by the populations, because that is currently impossible), but by a group of self-serving political leaders.
Somalia will get its political act together
. WHAT AGONY QAHARKA SOMALIWEYN!
In conclusion let’s quote from RUMBLES FROM MOGADISHU? SO WHAT! By: Ahmed Kheyre a true son of Somaliland whose article says
The flights to Mogadishu are full these days, not just with returning residents, or business people, but of politicos heading back the city for the big one, the “election” of a new transitional federal government head and the naming of members of the constituent assembly.
WHAT AGONY QAHARKA SOMALIWEYN!
The jockeying for positioning has begun, a ludicrous constitution which foolishly still claims the Republic of Somaliland as part of Somalia has been ratified, ( not by the populations, because that is currently impossible), but by a group of self-serving political leaders.
So far there has been a plethora of articles about the rumbles from Mogadishu and how it will affect Somaliland. As usual, Somaliland political opinions writers and political analysts have wound themselves up into a tizzy. But, fear not my fellow citizens, irrespective of the charade being played in front the international community in Mogadishu and Nairobi, we all know the score.
WHAT AGONY QAHARKA SOMALIWEYN!
Somalia will never get its political act together. As much as we would like to see peace and progress come the wretched people of Somalia, its political leaders have not changed one iota.
These political leaders are all about money. How much? And who is paying it? Billions of dollars have already stolen, billions more on offer. Who can resist?
WHAT AGONY QAHARKA SOMALIWEYN!
In the meantime the poor citizens of Somalia still live in abject destitution stuck between a weak and corrupt political leadership and religious fanaticism.
No, my fellow Somalilanders, Somaliland will continue to march on its own chosen path, the fantasist and dreamers in Mogadishu can still talk about the defunct Somali Republic whilst haggling and fighting over the latest donated dollar. Somaliland was a sovereign and independent republic in 1960, after a disastrous union, it is once again a free and sovereign nation.
Somaliland’s sovereignty is sacrosanct.
WHAT IS TAKING PLACE IN MOGADISHU IS LIKE THE AFTERMATH OF THE DISSOLUTION OF A MARRIAGE, THE GROOM IS GONE, THE BRIDE HAS RETURNED TO HER FAMILY HOME, AND THE OLD FOLK ARE STILL PRETENDING THAT THE MARRIAGE IS STILL WORKING. IT IS OVER. THE BEST THING TO DO AT THIS JUNCTURE IS TO WISH EACH OTHER WELL, REMAIN FRIENDS, AND GO SEPARATE WAYS. End of quote
Somaliland’s sovereignty is sacrosanct thus Good Riddance QAHARKA SOMALIWEYN for 21 years of Excruciating Headache.
WHAT A RELIEF!! WHAT A RELIEF!! From 21 years of Agonizing QAHARKA from SOMALIWEYN
Source: Horn newspaper.com
